 Tko je on?Najbolji Seinfeldov frend još od srednjoškolskih dana. Prema njegovim riječima počeli su se družiti nakon što je George pao s užeta po kojem se penjao Seinfeldu guzicom na glavu. Inače za sat tjelesnoga u srednjoj školi vežu ga jako loše uspomene. Tu je zapravo početak njegove spozanje kako je život okrutan prema njemu (profesor ga nije volio, čak je namjerno njegovo ime pogrešno izgovarao na način I Can`t stand Ya).Inače lik Georga se temelji na alter-egu jednog od autora serije Larry David-a, koji preko lika Georga iznosi situacije iz vlastitog života i načine kako je reagirao na njih. Najznačajniji psihički poremećaji Georga Constanze., Narcisoidnost, patološko laganje, nisko samopouzdanje, povremeni napadi bijesa, škrtost, sebičnost i življenje u svome izmišljenom svijetu. Često se koristi spletkama kako bi se izvukao iz veze i drugih obveza, a što uvijek završi s lošim posljedicama po njega. Na svoje laganje on i njegovi prijatelji često gledaju kao na dar. U jednoj je epizodi čak prevario detektor laži uz objašnjenje da nešto nije laž ako u to vjeruješ. ŽivotGeorge ima jedan veliki problem! Naime, ne može se dugo zadržati na jednom radnom mjestu, i to ne zato jer ne voli to što radi nego zato što napravi neku blesavu grešku i dobije otkaz (npr. kada je ševio čistačicu). Vjerojatno najduže vremena je proveo radeći za New York Yankees-e, a posao iz snova bi mu bio: arhitekt - čak je jedno vrijeme govorio da je dizajnirao dodatak Gugenhajmovu muzeju. Da bi impresionirao potencijalnu djevojku govorio je da je morski biolog, a kao rezultat te laži morao je spašavati nasukanog kita, na kraju ga je cura naravno ostavila. Radio je sa Seinfeldom na pilotu jedne serije za NBC, koja naravno nije prošla u daljnje snimanje, a na razgovoru s producentima je rekao da je pisao off-offbroadway-ske drame.Pseudonimi i nadimci:1. Art Vandelay - izmišljen kao izgovor kada ga je jedna od cura uhvatila kako je prati. On joj je rekao da čeka Arta Vandaley-y, važnog izvoznika s kojim ide na ručak. Ime je koristio i za druge potrebe: na intervjuima za posao je govorio da radi za Vandelay Industries, ili da najrađe čita djela Arta Vandelaya. Čak ga je i Elainie koristila kao svog izmišljenog dečka.2. T-Bone - želio je da mu to bude nadimak, ali suradnicu su mu dali ime Koko zbog mahanja rukama dok je zahtijevao da mu daju to ime. Zbog toga je zaposlio ženu koja se zove Koko kako bi mu promjenili nadimak, što su ovi i napravili te su ga zvali Gammy. 3. Buck Naked - tako bi se zvao da je porno glumac  Najbolji citati by George Constanza:"I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats to every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So, please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.""I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless you don't care. And when you don't care, that indifference makes you attractive." "My father didn't pay for parking, my mother, my brother, nobody. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay for it? If I apply myself, maybe I can get it for free." "Yeah, I'm a great quitter. It's one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter... I was raised to give up." "Because if I watch it at my apartment I feel like I'm not doing anything. If I watch it here, I'm out of the house; I'm doing something." "Y'know, the funny thing is, somehow I find her more appealing now... It's like if I knew she was a lesbian when we went out, I never would've broken up with her." "If I owned a company, my employees would love me. They'd have huge pictures of me up the walls and in their home, like Lenin." "Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship." "For me to ask a woman out, I've got to get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks." "Instead of doing a wash, I just keep buying underwear. My goal is to have over 360 pair. That way I only have to do wash once a year." "Bald men with no jobs and no money who live with their parents don't approach strange women." "Hey, believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think's gonna be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?" "Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. It's a long story, I can't tell you now. Because I can't. I said I can't. If I could, I would. Would you stop it. All right, look, I'm getting off. No, I'm not telling you. How's this - I'm never telling you. I don't care. No. Fine. Never!" "I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra." I definitivno najbolja izjava Georga Constanze:The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. i mean life is tuff it takes a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it ? a death ? whats that a bonus ? i think life cycle must be backwards. You should die first and then get out of the way. then you go live in an old age home. you get kicked out for being too healthy , go collect your pension and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. you work for forty years until your young enough to enjoy your retirement. you drink alcohol, you party and you get ready for high school. you go to primary school. you become a kid. you play. you have no responsibilities. you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating , spa, room service on tap , then you finish off as an orgasm!!" |